why winter is never sexy

Okay, i give up! There is no point in even trying to look sexy when it is this cold.

I just wear jeans and t-shirts everyday for work. I dont even do my hair anymore.

Why do you ask?

Everymorning I put on the following

• two pairs of socks,
• hiking boots.
• a base layer (otherwise known as long johns),
• my jeans
• wind pants.
• t-shirt
• one sweater
• another sweater
• my wool jacket with fur lining
• a hat
• a hood over that
• and a scarf to tie it all together.

And it is not enough!

When I get to work my hair is staticky and stuck to my forehead, my mascara has run down my face and snot is frozen to my face. Such a picture of beauty.

The entire walk I chant warm thoughts to myself whilst feeling like a marshmellow from Ghostbusters bumbling down the street.