yes I joined a gym

okay so...in my quest to begin this "fulfilling life" i have joined a gym. I've been feeling like a weenie as my muscles have been slowly deteriorating.

Let me just say. man oh man are there some serious weirdos at the gym. seriously!

Okay so to start things off, there is the girl going hard on the cardio machine that definitely, definitely has anorexia. Not exactly weird, just super sad...i see her on the machine spending hours at self loathing and i wonder does the gym ever say anything about it? and i imagine there are people who probably go up to this girl and say something like "stop working out you look sick" and that is just as mean. so i continue working out...sort of depressed for skeletor.

and then there is that dude who I saw at the christmas party with a coworker who was really dorky weird and he's doing these amazing tarzan hanging moves and i see what a wicked ass body he has. but i can just tell he is a real creeper...but not as bad as the old dudes.

oh man the old dudes...gross. their working out and they have those girdles around their middle and their grunting and staring.

all these men just walking around peacocking trying to impress eachother...its just weird.

then there are the dudes just walking around looking at girls, they are the ones who make me the most uncomfortable because I'm no gym star so they just look at me...make some sort of judgement and move on. I guess i should just be happy they even looked, larger women probably don't even exist to them.

dear lord. so creepy. i think i'll try the "ladies only" side tomorrow